Funniest Record Album Covers - Funny & Worst Designed Record Covers Ever

Funniest Record Covers - Funny & Worst Designed Record Covers Ever

Funniest Record Album Covers - Funny & Worst Designed Record Covers Ever

You will love these humorous record album covers. Don’t get me wrong, the people who designed these record album covers weren’t trying to be funny. These are just the worst record album covers that have ever been designed! You will laugh at these. Please feel free to write down your own captions and comment below on them.

Merbie Mann Push Push
Phallic and gross enough for you?
All My Friends are Dead Record Album Cover

This guy is probably a thrill to be around.

Liebe Mutter Record Album Cover

Phlurm. Phlurb.

At Play with the Playmates

I hate carpooling. The guy in the front is wondering what is sticking into his back.

Cody Matherson Record Album Cover

Okay, guess which way I am looking, am I looking right, left, or straight on?

Rulli Rendo Record Album Cover

I bet this guy is seriously good in bed.

Tino Record Album Cover

When I look at this, I feel violated

Karatist Preacher Record Album Cover

Jesus loves those who go to church, hate evolution, and practice Karate chops … Doesn’t the preacher look like Mike Meyers?

Country Church Goofy Record Album Cover

All 3 of these men share this woman as both their sister and their wife.

Orleans Naked Men Record Album Cover

John Hall, one of these naked men, is now a Congressman. What the heck are they doing there naked…it creeps me out. My Guess are that these men would vote ‘no’ on Prop 8.

On The Happy Side Record Album cover

More like on the gay side - I think those 2 guys are digging each other.

Lords of Acid Album Cover

This Poor Pussy Cat was just looking for a warm place.

Stereo Total Record Album Cover

The designer of this must have been on Acid. WTF?!

Millie Jackson's Back to the Sh*t

Why would you work really hard to make an album and then take a **** on the cover?

Scorpions LoveDrive Album Cover

Ummmm….where is my mace?

Beastiality by The Handsome Beasts

This album is called Beastiality - I think you can see why.

John Bult Julie's Sixteenth Birthday Album Cover

My guess about this picture and what it is about … Julie is 16 years old and she is already considering divorcing her father / husband.

Pooh Man Record Album Cover

Come into the back of my van, I am a certified “Gynecomologist / Obstemetrician”

Satan Takes a Holiday Record Album Cover

Yes, even satan gets time off, and when he does he visits cheesy bars to play cheesy music.

Ratt On Swamp Dog Record Album Cover


Crying Demons Record Album Cover

Amazing recordings of demons speaking through people who are possessed by them … sounds like the recent Republican right wing rallies.

Men Doing Ballet Record Album Cover

Drunk people are so much fun.

heatwave record album cover

Look at these costumes. Doesn’t it look like the guy I circled is having a temper tantrum (probably about wearing that awful costume).

Larz Kristers Stuff Part Record Album Cover

Hey guys, I bet if we put on Brady Bunch costumes, the kids won’t notice that we are old dorky dudes.

Lesbian Concentrate Anthology
If you want to get juiced on lesbians and want more lesbians in less time, then get some of this lesbian concentrate.
Mike Terry Record Album Cover

Mike Terry Playing Live in the basement of his Mom’s house, where he lives, without a girlfriend or job.

Best of The Singing Postman Record Album Cover

I like dressing up like a Nazi postman. I hear that this one went Platinum.

Songs for Gay Dogs Record Album Cover
The dog is saying, ‘Help Me!!!’
The Handless Organist
Listen to 2 hours of Chopsticks and The Jaws Shark Song … hey, back off, she is limited without fingers.
The Brailettes Record Album Cover
Our Hearts Keep Singing and Our Ears Keep Bleeding.
I've Got Confidence Record ALbum Cover
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
She's a Big Lass Album Cover
She’s a Big Lass, She’s a Bonnie Lass, She has a Fat Ass.

Joyce Record Album Cover

Doesn’t Joyce look like Dustin Hoffman from the Movie Tootsie? There is a 50 cent sticker on the album…seems a bit steep for this album.

Jim Post Record Album Cover

This cowboy is trying really hard to look sensitive for the ladies

Swing That Gospel Axe Record Album Cover

That is one way to show you love Jesus, swing an axe around!

The Reverend in Rhythm Record Album Cover

After I molest kids, I always like to smoke my pipe.

Prince - Funny Record Album Cover

Why doesn’t anyone believe me when I tell them that I digg women?!

The Nearer the Bone, The Sweeter the Meat

“In Bed.”

Geradine and Ricky Trees Talk Too Record Album Cover

Uhoh, she’s trippin’ again!!

Kevin Rowland My Beauty Record Album Cover

Yikes…put down the skirt, please. No one wants to see that. This record album cover is from the same singer who sand “Come on Eileen”. This album is called ‘The Beauty’ - ummmm, has he looked in the mirror? A quote from Kevin Rowland - “These songs started to penetrate my frightened world. They reawakened something I’d only fleetingly sensed before… it was beauty… my beauty.”

Ethel Merman Disco Record Album Cover

This one just cracks me up picturing Ethel Merman dancing disco.

Out-a-Space The Spotnicks in London

It is just funny that a record company gave these guys a deal.

Family Band Volume 1

My guess is that they weren’t signed on for a Volume 2.

Gee Dad Record Album Cover

I’m a douche bag, I make my old father carry around an organ while I hole a light drum.

Little David Wilkins Record Album Cover

I know I look mentally retarded, but really, I drink a LOT to master this look.

Chicken Coupe De Ville Record Album Cover

Can you spell R-E-D-N-E-C-K? This is a picture of a man hanging out at a McCain Rally.

Trapalhadas do Balbino Record Album Cover

This might be the worst album cover out of all of them.

Thats Amore - The Gaylords Record Album Cover

Not only is the group called the Gaylords, but is the huge bread stick phallic enough for you?

Moving Gelatine Plates Record Album Cover

Just Bizarre.

Gert Jonnys Record Album Covers

Seriously, I’m not bugging, the guy in the front is our Mom.

Let Them Eat Metal

Thats What He Said

Eilerts Jul Record Album Cover

This guy reminds me of one of those guys from one of those cheesy furniture store going out of business commercials.

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  1. Kandi
    Posted November 4, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    “When I look at this, I feel violated” - now you know how women feel.

  2. Posted November 4, 2008 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    Wow! You were right. These ARE some of the worst of the worst. Man, has graphic design come a long way! Thank God!

  3. Posted November 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    Is it just me or were the 70’s and 80’s really gay? And they say that “gay society” is more apparent in our generation.. yeeeaaahh riiiiggghht

  4. Posted November 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Haha, I used that Tino one as my Facebook profile a year ago!

  5. Sauge McLaughlin
    Posted November 8, 2008 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    I just spent a full 15 mins non-stop literally crying with laughter at these and your comments. My favourite has to be your comment on the “handless organist”. I was in stitches. Thank you so much for these

  6. MIke in GA
    Posted November 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    The guy circled on the Heatwave is Rod Temperton - one of the most prolific (and best, in my opinion) song writers of the 80s. Show some love! Plus, I’m wearing an outfit like that today.

  7. Ric
    Posted November 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    funny stuff, but political commentary might be unnecessary .

  8. jackie
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    I think Ana Gasteyer based her “Culp Family Musical Performances” character (middle school husband/wife singing duo with Will Ferrell) on Joyce’s album cover. Come to think of it, i think that is the exact same dress :P

  9. admin
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    Hi Jackie. :) I can totally see that now that you mention it. I used to love that SNL skit!!!

    Thanks for making me smile..

  10. Ilya
    Posted November 16, 2008 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    Stereototal made it bad taste on purpose.(after all they are electronic punk duo). This is their shting. It was photographed in a public park. Same goes for Bestiality it’s supposed to be impossibly bad.

  11. merry
    Posted November 16, 2008 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    I though i have seen the worst and now you proved that i was wrong. But these covers are really hilarious. I can’t stop laughing. I personally think “Beastiality” is the worst.

  12. Posted November 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    All very true, but is the Rods album so bad it’s…almost, good??
    I’m going to also on second look throw in Bult, Gee Dad and The Gaylords. Music for Gay Dogs–I can’t stop laughing at that one. Excellent collection!!!

  13. Elena
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 2:02 am | Permalink

    I can’t stop laughing and crying bent on myself, you really made my day, I’ve posted your link to all my friends and my favourites contacts… I have to continue to share all this!… thank you so much!!!

  14. Jim Parks
    Posted February 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Either Tino is auditioning for a Bangkok brothel or he is about to make a kiddie porn. Either way it is disturbing.

  15. amd
    Posted February 15, 2009 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    “”After I molest kids, I always like to smoke my pipe.
    Prince - Funny Record Album Cover

    Why doesn’t anyone believe me when I tell them that I digg women?!”"

    such a good time i have spent here

  16. Posted March 26, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. Period. Thank you so much for this post!

  17. Jim
    Posted July 23, 2009 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Joyce is a real-life Milhouse who grew up, changed his sex, and put out an awful record.

  18. ricky nova
    Posted October 27, 2010 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    The album covers are more eloquent than the often times insensitive, callous and rude comments that the editors placed under them. Political slants too are unnecessary. Whether the editors brand themselves as liberal, progressive or socialists, to demean a specific ideological view gratuitously is bad enough. The worst was the low grade intent when lampooning blind people who instead should be commended for their courage to overcome a crushing disability and raise to the level of ordinary citizens. Shame on the editors of this website!

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  1. By Graphic Design Links and Tutorials on November 4, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Worst Record Album Covers Ever - Funny…

    Sometimes design can bad enough that it is actually funny and these record album covers have crossed that line into the humorous….

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